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One morning this blonde calls her friend from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box." "Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde. "Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes."

A blonde walks up to a Coke from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!"

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

Q What did the blonde do when from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.

Q Why is the blondes brain the from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

Q What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHA from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q When does a brunette have of from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.

Q Did you hear about the blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q Why cant blondes put in light from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q Why are dumb blonde jokes so from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q What do you call four Blondes from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

Q Did you hear about the blond from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

Q How do you confuse a blondeA from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q Why did the blonde get so from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q Why did the blonde try and from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q Why did the blonde drive into from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

Q Why did the blonde keep a from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q Whats the difference between a blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q What does a blonde owl sayA from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Q What do peroxide blonds and black from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.